FULL LENGTH
SELF TITLED (2015)
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The band's first album... and it shows! Not for a bad reason, they're just really into the whole
Friday the 13th themeing here. Which they do eventually try and distance themselves from. The album is only 8 tracks long and clocks in at a little under 17 minutes. Go sit down and listen to this shit because it's amazing and fun. The cover is a parody of
End of the Century by the Ramones, which is one of their biggest sources of inspiration as you can tell by all the downpicking. This is the only album were the band was a three piece, and that features Jason X on the drums.
Fav tracks:
I Dowanna Be a Mongoloid,
Shelly's Got Shit for Brains, and
Don't Send Me Into Outer Space
STALK AND SLASH SUMMER (2015)
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Literally the best summer time album, everything feels like a warm day with friends. First album as a four piece band AND the first one with Hell on drums and Jason R on lead guitar! The added guitar makes a huge difference and elevates the sound to a whole new level. Also, much like the last album this one was *also* recorded in a day. The album cover for this one is a parody of
Rock And Roll Over by KISS, drawn by the bands bassists - 3D!
Fav tracks:
Stalk and Slash Summer,
Pig Girl's Camp Wood Weekend
GET FUCKED (2016)
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The album that really launched their career, this one lasts 15 tracks and is about half an hour long. The personnel remains the same as the last album. One song on this album,
I Can't Stop Killing, was featured in the game
Friday the 13th: Killer Puzzle. However, the track
I Wanna Be An Asshole remains their most popular and would later be rerecorded for future albums, including their split with The Queers. If you're only going to listen to one album by The Jasons, it should be this one. This is when they started to branch out from the
Friday the 13th theme lyrically, but it still has that charm to it.
Fav tracks:
Crack A Beer,
American Slasher,
Cropsy Was My Only Friend, and
I Don't Wanna Masturbate To You (But I Do)
GET SUED (2018)
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In 2014 The Jasons played at a Misfits tribute show. Part of the set was recorded and
put on their youtube channel. As they say in the video, they didn't practice the instrumentals so they make the decision to play Ramones instrumentals and have Jason V sing Misfits' lyrics over that. And it works out great! A bit too much - Jerry Only('s lawyer) ends up sending them a cease and desist for the cover art. After the original run of CDs and LPs they couldn't make anymore and they had to pull it from streaming. If you check their
bandcamp you can still buy the album digitally since I guess the music is protected under parody. // The Jasons have a playlist on their spotify page of what tracks they mashed together for the album!
Go check it out!
Fav tracks:
20 Boyfriends,
Bratoween, and
Do You Remember Static Age Radio?
BLOOD IN THE STREETS (2019)
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V compared this to some other metallica album too. but i dont like metallica bc i have standards. this album goes so hard tho... genre surpassing. theyre just here to have a good time. i love them. i love music.
EPs + SPLITS
vs. U.S. GHOULS (2017)
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eating brains is all they know :(
THIS IS SUCH A WEIRD LITTLE ALBUM. this is the only thing the ghouls have done as a band. like they didnt even play live ever
UNHAPPY CAMPERS (2020)
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a split w the queers??? okaayyyyy someones getting popular!
i am forever pissed that i missed their 2023 tour w the queers. please. please do that same lineup again. or else
SAVING TOMORROW FROM THE BLACK RUSSIANS (2020)
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im 99% sure these mfers did a split with themselves but i have no proof foor that. anyways ... bass goes on hard on this one. everyone say than u 3D for the killer bass lines
THE FREDDYS (2021)
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(its really the jasons)
"haha im gonna start a band called the freddys" THEY BEAT YA TOO IT. theyre so silly. this was for a halloween show :) i would kill a man to get this on CD
THE JARVIS HOUSE (2021)
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3D on vocals .... okayyyyyyyy [explodes and dies]
